This is how it goes....

I'm seriously exhausted. Why? Nope not from this problem I've been dealing with for 10 months now... OMG its almost 11 months... Ok Trudy on with why your exhausted.

Cause I'm old and I got a puppy. Simple as that!

Ok so I get up out of bed after Miss Sarah had an anxiety attack yesterday that was completely out of control so I let her sleep with us last night so I woke feeling like someone slept on my neck... oh someone did... 48 lbs right on my neck all night! So puppy decided he wants to get up and go out for a pee. No problem I really don't care if I have bed head today or not... off I go outside bed head, housecoat and fuzzy slippers... pee dog I have to walk back in the house! LOL Off I come back in the house with the dog bitting on my fuzzy slippers but I make it. What's that noise oh its baby girl screaming that she's awake... to me its annoying to the dog its a sign that he needs to play!! Ok Mickey make sure you go crazy trying to get he. Sarah please just let me finish my coffee and I'll help you get dressed. She takes up 23 1/2 hours of my day and now I have a puppy trying to make her into a puppy. Ok so think of this... I'm 4' 11" overweight old women who didn't sleep, and I'm holding back a puppy with one hand and trying to get his teeth off her feet with the other hand. Ok so we make it into her room.... he runs in and grabs the first article of clothing he can find... so here goes the old women running out of the room trying to get the article of clothing while all I can hear is screams from the poor girl who thinks the puppy will eat her clothes. So I finally separate the two... she gets dressed and out of the room we come.
So now its time to figure out how to hold the puppy back with one hand and elevate the 7 year old into the air so the puppy does chew on her feet. Oh and I haven't had a shower yet either. Ok puppy stop and take a break... we spend 20 mins throwing a ball... why haven't you calmed down yet.. OMG how much energy do you have. You must be taking drugs while asleep in your kennel all night... Seriously calm down!
So breakfast for the baby girl and off to the shower I go. That's it shower and take the puppy for a walk... sure why not it only feels like my insides are going to fall out when I walk but I have to get him calmed down.
Off we go... and boy did he do good... good at taking us for a walk.. he thinks he's a Shepard or something and he's not much large then a big cat right now. Back we come... he's still not energy drained yet so lets go in the back yard... how do you find all those rocks... god sake even the lawn mower doesn't find as many rocks as you do dog. Oh and while your there sure go ahead and attack Sarah's feet while she's swinging on the swing....
Off we go into the house and nope your still not worn out yet but finally after an hour and half of walking, throwing balls, playing in the backyard your finally asleep. OMG dog an hour and half of exercise before you wore out.... are you serious is this how it goes... I don't have an hour and half a day to wear you out and how long will this last will you only sleep for a short time and then look for more exercise... oh dog you need something other then me to calm you down!!!!
Oh Scott what's ya doing????? LOL LOL
So I now have an advil in me to get rid of the pain in my neck, hands and shoulder from holding back on his leash while he was walking us... cup of coffee is almost gone that I made to wake me back up after spending an hour and half trying to calm him down.... and boy I could use another shower.... well one good thing I've lost another 5 lbs since we got the dog... and with the time change tomorrow maybe I'll get a chance to walk in the morning before the house wakes up... yeah maybe not!!! LOL